A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked
to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the
husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a
short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar
with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her
Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls
up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
"Reading my book," she replies as
she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing
area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't
you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment,
Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I will charge you with
rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses
"Yes, that's true ... but you have all
the equipment ..."