Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a deceased nude
female. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took
off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer
arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap,
replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap,
replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the
Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a
third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally
asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting
and looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I'm
simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."
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