A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up,
looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says,
"What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there
watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her
from here!"
|
