It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my
pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the
clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee
back up to the men's tee please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly
impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the
MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept
concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "Would the man on the
woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!
I finally stopped, turned, looked through
the clubhouse window directly at the person with the microphone and
shouted back,
"Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my
second shot?"
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