A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female
teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted
to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited
outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he
couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and
began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one up by the armpits, she
couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an
elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she
said.
"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm
in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."
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