A man was feeling very depressed and
walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the
bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "that's quite a
heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink,
the man replied, "I got home and found my wife having sex
with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the
bartender, as he poured the man a second triple scotch.
"No wonder you needed a stiff
drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second
triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you
do?"
"I walked over to my
wife," the man replied, "looked her straight in the
eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and
to get the hell out."
"That makes sense," said
the bartender, "but what about your friend?"
The man replied, "I walked
over to him, looked him right in the eye and said. . .
'BAD DOG! BAAAD DOG!'"
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