A girl wanted to get her boyfriend a pet for
his birthday. She goes to the pet store only to find all the animals are too expensive for
her budget. The owner of the pet store asks how much she has to spend. She answers,
"Fifty dollars." He tells her he has the
perfect pet for her boyfriend and takes her to the back room. There sits a huge bullfrog.
The owner of the store tells her its hers for only $50. She asks "Why so much for
just a bullfrog?"
The owner tells her, "He is a special frog... he gives
blow jobs." Thinking this would be the perfect gift for the boyfriend, she buys the
frog and takes him home.
The boyfriend is, at first, puzzled, by his birthday gift
but the girl tells him to be patient and the idea of this monstrous amphibian sharing
their home will grow on him. She is quite pleased with herself for finding such a great
gift and heads off to bed early, leaving her man and his frog alone, watching television.
An hour later she is awakened by pots and pans clanking in
the kitchen, so she gets up to investigate. She peeks around the corner to see her
boyfriend and the frog with pots and pans scattered about the kitchen and a cookbook in
front of them.
She asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
The boyfriend says,
"If I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here!!!"
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