After a few years of married life, a man finds
that he is unable to perform for his wife. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a
few medications, but nothing works. Finally the doctor tells him it's all in his mind, and
refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits with
the psychiatrist, the psychiatrist confesses he can not figure out what is wrong. The
psychiatrist decides to refer him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this!"
He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but
you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as
long as you wish."
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when
it's over?"
The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has to
say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a full
year."
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his
wife with the good news. So, as he is lying in bed with his wife he says "123",
and suddenly his penis gets a huge erection.
With that, his wife turns over and says,
"What did you say '123' for?"
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