A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He
immediately told her to get undressed. After she
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to
fondle her breast.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps
or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he
mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you
know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes:
which is why I came here in the first place."
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