A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing
some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they
witnessed a Protestant pastor lurking about and then ducking into the house. "Would ya look at that Darby!" said Pat. "What a
shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that
place!"
They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their
work. A short time later they watched as a Jewish rabbi looked around himself cautiously
and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one had spied him.
"Did ya see that Darby?" Pat asked the other in
shock and disbelief. "Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can't understand
what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of
the flesh. 'Tis a shame, I tell ya!"
Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic
priest, lurk about the house looking around to see if any one was watching and then
quietly sneak in the door.
"Oh no, Darby look!" Said Pat removing his cap.
"One of the poor girls musta died."
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