Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the
convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a
drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about
this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,
and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man." replies a voice from the other side
of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that
no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you
want the blinds?"
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