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The Throne


There was once a tribe of people living on an island in the south pacific. The King of the tribe possessed a great throne made from the rarest kinds of wood. The throne was so old no one in the tribe knew when or where the throne had been made, and it was the one priceless thing the tribe possessed. 

The King had the responsibility of keeping the irreplaceable throne safe, and he had a special building of clay to keep it in. The rest of the village huts were constructed of reeds and palm leaves. One year the King decided that the throne building needed renovations, but he was unsure what to do with the throne while the renovations were done. He called for his most trusted advisor and asked him if he would safeguard the throne until the repairs were done. 

The advisor agreed, not wanting to anger the King, and the King explained that if anything happened to the precious throne his life would be forfeit. The advisor decided that the best way to keep the throne safe was to put it in his house and watch it night and day, and so he had the throne moved to his house. 

As luck would have it a few nights later the village had a great celebration with much dancing around a huge fire. The fire got out of control and several of the huts were burnt to the ground, including the one belonging to the King's advisor. 

Which just goes to prove . . . People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones!

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