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The Newbie Club

Salvation For Newbies.

Think back to when you got your first computer....

What were your experiences for the first few weeks or even months?...

FRUSTRATION! Screaming Fits? Tantrums?

Of course not. You're an adult. You didn't do childish things like that, did you?

Know something? I STILL do. And millions of new PC owners are going through the same thing at this very moment.

When they seek help, all they meet is Techie-Speak. When they refer to help Files they are left floundering. And if they read a PC for Idiots book they *feel* like an idiot!

The Newbie Club is for Newbies, not Idiots, not Dummies.

The day you get married, you become a Newbie Spouse. Not a Dummy. Your first day behind the wheel of a car, you're a Newbie driver. Not an Idiot. Hey, we're ALL Newbies at sometime, so why don't the experienced guys treat Newbies with respect, instead of patronizing them and trying to impress them with their recently acquired Jargon and Technical prowess?

And the Newbie's first experiences on the Internet are not much better. Browsers , HTML, Search Engines, Yahoo, Go-To, You-to ...Who me - Download? Whoa there, where did it go?

The Newbie Club is changing all that. It contains some brilliant Tutorials that contain not a byte of Jargon. And the first 2 of their series of innovative Newbie books are presented in a way that is totally unique on the Web. And there's another 3 coming on stream very soon.

Just read what jl scott of The International Association For Professionalism Online had to say in the 'Monday Memo' Newsletter ...

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Dear Readers:

STOMP and CLAP and WHISTLE and CHEER! (That's what we do in Texas.) The Internet finally has what it's needed from the git-go! My hat is WAAAAY up in the air!

Are you new online? Do you remember the trauma of BEING new online? With no one to teach you other than some kind hearted souls who took pity on you? Well, those days are over!

Drum Rolllllll ... "The Newbie Club!"

Although everyone knows I don't care for the term, "newbie" (which makes me an oldbie) - if Joe Robson wants to use it - it's okay with me! Joe and his partner, Tom Glander, are the geniuses behind this new site. Who am I to criticize genius?

Everything's there that any "newbie" could ask for. Especially,since they don't know WHAT to ask for. Us "oldbies" will smile just at the sight of it. It looks like exactly what it is! I just keep going back to it - and it just keeps getting better and better. A "newbie's" dream!

Tom's smart as a whip and one of the funniest guys I've run into for a while. The Newbie Club has been his dream to help those who need help most. He is a true genius - but you'll never hear him try to make you think he is. The sign of a TRUE professional! It's a miracle to me that FINALLY someone of this caliber is setting out to teach us properly.

You can't even imagine how much JUNK I go through just searching for something I can fully endorse - without reservation - that is actually VALUABLE to people out there! This has GOT to be one of the biggest hits on the Web.

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