How many newsgroup readers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,331: 

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the group that the light bulb has been changed 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 

53 to flame the spell checkers 

156 to write to the group administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this newsgroup. 

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 

109 to post that this newsgroup is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to alt.lite.bulb 

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. 

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this newsgroup. 

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this newsgroup. 

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 

12 to post to the group that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here. 

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.