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666 - Sign of the beast


OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

Route 666 - Highway of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

666MHz - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast

999 - Sign of the Australian Beast

 

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