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20 Football commentary lines that sound dirty, but aren't


20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 

19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 

18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow 

17. It's a game of inches. 

16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 

15. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. 

14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 

13. He found his tight end. 

12. He has great ball control 

11. He had to stretch to get it in 

10. He gets penetration into the backfield 

9. He blows them off (at the line) 

8. He bangs it in 

7. He could go all the way 

6. He gets it off just in time 

5. He goes deep 

4. He found a hole and slid through it 

3. He pounds it in 

2. He beats them off (the line) 

And the number 1 football commentary line that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

1. He's got great hands

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