10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that
sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs
a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. I think my ball is in the hole.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good
grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through
leaves a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in
golf but isn't:
1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.
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