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(to the tune of "Winter
Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not
list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy although, My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit
clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know that life keeps moving on?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just found ThatsComedy-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send
faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
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