A blonde buys a ticket and wins
the lottery. She goes to claim her winnings and the man verifies her
ticket number.
The Blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replies, "No, ma'am. It doesn't
work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next 19 years."
The Blonde says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and
I want it."
Again, the man explains that she would only
get a million that day and one million a year for the next 19 years.
The Blonde, furious with the man, screams out,
"Look, I want my money! If you're not
going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back
right now!"
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