There was a blonde who was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a
little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
"I have kidnapped your child. Leave
$10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow
at 7 AM. Signed, The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket
and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown
bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Also inside the bag was the following
note:
"Here is your money. I cannot believe
that one blonde would do this to another!"
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