A blonde walks into a salon wearing head-phones and asks to get her hair
cut, the stylist says that she has to take off her head-phones first. The
blonde refuses to take them off saying that she'll die if she does. The
stylist sits her down and cuts around the head-phones.
The next day the blonde comes back complaining to the stylist that she
doesn't like her hair cut, the stylist tells her once again that she must
take off the head-phones in order to cut her hair. The blonde tells her
once again that if she does she'll die.
Frustrated, the stylist yanks them off of her, and the blonde drops
dead...
The shocked stylist puts on the head-phones and she hears
"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in,
breathe out . . .
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