Blonde at
the Carnival
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A young blonde woman is asked out on a date and accepts. The boy picks
her up and they go to a nearby carnival in town. They ride a few
rides, play a few games, and seem to be generally hitting it off well.
During a sort of romantic lull, however, the boy says, "What do
you want to do now?"
"I wanna get weighed," she says.
Well, OK, thinks the boy. They walk over to the fortune scales, and
weigh her. They play a few more games and stop for food. "What do
you want to do now?" asks the boy again.
"I wanna get weighed," she says.
"Hmmm, a little odd but I'll put up with it," thinks the
boy.
Again they get her weight and fortune. After a few more games and an
exquisite fireworks show, the boy repeats,
"What do you want to do now?"
"I wanna get weighed," she says.
Damn, thinks the boy, she's just too weird for me. They get her weight
and fortune, and the boy drives her home.
As she walks into the house, her sister asks, "How'd your date
go?"
"Wousy," says the girl.
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