A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and
he stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid
blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, asshole. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way?
What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community
and from reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general...and all in the
name of humor!" Flustered, the ventriloquist
begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
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