Blonde in a sex shop
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This guy just started at his new job,
working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a
while, and asks if he can handle things by himself? "
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally
agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks,
"How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
"How much for the black one?"
"$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
"I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks
"How much for the black dildo?"
He says, "$35."
Then she says, "How much for the white one?"
"$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
"Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks,
"How much are your dildos?"
"$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
"mmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
"Well, I'm afraid I can't sell you that one"
"I must have it" she says, "I've had black ones, I've had white ones but
I've never had a plaid one before. I'll give you $135 for it"
He thinks for a moment and then agrees to sell her what she wants. She pays him, and off
she goes.
Eventually, the guy's boss returns and asks,
"How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responds,
"I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos
for $165!" .
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