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Blonde tries to buy TV


A blonde walks by an electronic store when she notices a TV in the front window. She needed a new TV, it had lots of buttons, looked nice and was selling for $216.
So she goes in and asked for the TV in the front window but the salesman said
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

So she just stormed out. She really wanted this TV so overnight, she dyed her hair red. She came in and asked for the TV in the front window.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." came the reply.

By this time she was desperate so she goes home and shaves off her hair. She goes in and asks for the TV in the front window but the salesman just goes,
'We don't sell to blondes.'

'How do you know I'm a blonde. I dyed my hair red, and then I even shaved it off, and you still know I'm a blonde. HOW?"

"We only have microwaves in the front window."

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