A blonde went into a
world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her
it would cost $300 she exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my
mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow.
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered,
"Come in and close the door" She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out"
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with
both hands. The man closed his yes and whispered,
"Well....go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding
it close to her mouth she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???"
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