How many women with PMS does it take to change a
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this household knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house
in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past TEN
But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the
chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN.
WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12
FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THIS HOUSE...THIS HOUSE!! ....IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS....
HOUSE . . .. . . . . . . .
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