He is not a bad dancer; he is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential
Relationships.
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy.
He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.
He is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.
He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.
He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not short -- he is Anatomically Compact.
He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed.
He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial
Inversion.
He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.
He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative
Destinations.
He does not have a fabulous ass; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.
He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage
Facility.
He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset
Infusion.
He does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustible.
He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative.
His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.
You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation
Exchange.
You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined.
You do not undress him with your eyes; you have an Introspective
Pornographic Moment.
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