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Lets play bowling. I’ll shove my fingers in you, then throw you in the
gutter.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not
in my case.
You know, my mother has that same dress.
Can I look up your dress?
Didn't I see you on a street corner?
Ever think of involving a cat?
Is that tuna I smell?
I once won a belching contest. I can prove it.
I'll take you to McDonalds on prom night.
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I wanted to play games with your esophagus.
My penis was blown off in `nam.
When you told me to fuck off was that a no?
Would you consider dating a child molester?
Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.
Have you ever lit your farts on fire? You want to?
What color are your pubic hairs?
You are a red red rose, and I'm a little thorny.
Wanna go for a drive on RUDE 69?
Will you be my hand puppet?
Want to see who can pee the farthest?
You’re the one for me, fatty!
Lets make a hot dog.
Hey! Is that a wig?
Are those real?
Pardon me, but how much do you weigh.
Good lord those are big feet.
If you had six nipples and a wet nose you'd be as
good as my dog.
You remind me of my first grade teacher!
Wait a minute! You are my first grade teacher.
Is that your bellybutton, or were you hit by a
meteor?
I haven't gotten any in 2 years, what about you?
I work the fries at McDonald's and I save the grease
too.
Have you ever used spam in bed?
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