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Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
You must be high jumper, because you make my bar
rise.
If we were both squirrels, would you play with my
nuts?
Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet?
Then why are you wearing a bra?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have
to walk by again?
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can
easily see myself in your pants.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have
yours?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you
hold it against me?
How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the
first thing that pops up.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I?
Playing doctor is for kids. How about me and you play
gynecologist.
Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then,
allow me to introduce myself.
The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my
place and spread the word.
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
Hi, my name is Dave. Don't forget it because you'll
be screaming it later on tonight.
That's a nice smile, its just too bad that’s not
the only thing you're wearing.
All
those curves, and me with no brakes.
I'm a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?
My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?
My friends call me scab. You should pick me.
I'm a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?
My name is Richard, but my friends call me dick.
Wanna know why?
You're legs are like peanut butter. Smooth and creamy
and easy to spread.
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I
masturbate.
Your boobies are almost as big as my moms.
You smell just like the lady at the retirement home.
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