Greetings! Earthling,
I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far
away, visiting your planet.
I have transformed myself into this web page.
As you are reading it, I am having sex with your
eyeballs.
Oh god that feels good!
I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me
That's it . . . keep scrolling
Don't stop
Click it baby, click it!
Faster
Faster
F A S T E R !!!
That was
amazing!!
You are the best I've had yet
And I know you enjoyed it too because you are
smiling.
Do you know how I know that you're smiling?
'cos I can see you..
Now please pass me on so I can have sex with your
friends, because I'm
really horny.
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