WARNING:
Don't Sign Up For My Free Joke-Of-The-Day Mailing List.
(Or I'll Give You A Copy Of My 40 Page Joke Book As A Bonus, If You Do!)
Why did I say "DON'T
SIGN UP?"
I realize that many (if not most) people just aren't
going to take the time to read hilarious, pants-wetting jokes every day. I
don't want to be responsible for loading them up with all that humor.
They just don't have the time for two great jokes
PLUS a funny quote.. EVERY SINGLE DAMN DAY!
These same people are more than happy with the
recycled jokes forwarded to them by their friends. They enjoy the
challenge of finding the jokes written between the "quote
arrows" like this...
>>>>WHY
>>>>DID THE
>>>>CHIKEN CROS
>>>>S
>>>>THE RODE
How do I know? Because I used to receive jokes like
that all the time... sometimes, if I was lucky, several copies of the same
joke every day.
FOOLISHLY I collected and stored hundreds and
hundreds of these jokes. Then I began a three year project of weeding out
all the crappy unfunny jokes, correcting all the horrible 'gramerr' and 'spolling'
mistakes and reformatting them for easy reading.
Eventually, all that remained were "The Best of
the Best," "The Funniest of The Funniest."
I loaded them all into an Auto-Mailer and started
sending them out to some friends.
The results were terrible. I received a flood
of complaint letters just like these...
"I had tears
in my eyes and my jaw still hurts from laughing so much...."
-- Jim Edwards www.IGottaTellYou.com
"I have to go
back and get my sandwich which I just lost through my nose all over the
desk." -- KCK
"... has had
me in stitches since I started reading it... I'm using many more DEPENDS
now." -- Bob Clark FL
Aching jaws, nasal sandwich ejections, stitches,
incontinence... the list goes on and on.
So Please... if you want to avoid having
dangerously funny jokes emailed to you free each day.... then close this
window right now without clicking the link below.
I mean it, leave now... go....GO!!!
Sincerely,
Dean
P.S. Should you decide to ignore
my heartfelt warnings and sign up anyway, then you should know this:
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Your email address will be wrapped
in the finest silk, laid on a velvet cushion and placed in a solid
gold box.
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It will be treated with the utmost
security and respect.
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It will not be shared, sold or
traded to anyone else, not even for some magic beans.
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Also, when you do finally come to your
senses and decide to unsubscribe, you'll find a simple one click
unsubscribe link in every issue.
Finally, this is an ADULT
Joke List. If you are under 18 or you are offended by occasional jokes of
a sexual nature, then you have one more reason not to subscribe.
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